Silence

Bella+Canvas 3001CVC, retail cut, cotton/poly blend made for wear (not the boxy gas-station freebie). Premium build, ink in the fabric, not plastic on top. Won't crack, peel, or fade. Not merch. A real shirt.

Retail fit, true to size for men, women size down for fitted look. Pre-shrunk, but will tighten slightly after first wash.

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Wash cold, inside-out, with like colors. Non-chlorine bleach only.
Tumble dry low, hang dry if you want it to last longer (unlike fragile egos). No ironing on the print. No dry clean.

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Free shipping on all U.S. orders (we solved the math problem, the answer was zero). USPS, UPS, or FedEx, whichever makes sense. International pays full shipping. Replacements only for wrong size, color, or misprint. Contact HQ within 14 days with photos. No refunds for remorse, swaps, or wear.

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